Life's little surprises

Just a day, just an, ordinary day.
I was simply riding my unicycle on the sidewalk in my suburban neighborhood to work.
Everyone from bikers to joggers would yield and go on the grass while I slowly rode by, arms flailing like a 'tard.
As I was pedaling my last stretch up a small hill, I saw another object also on the sidewalk approaching. It was brown, trotted on four legs, and had giant antlers. WHAT?!!? A full grown deer!?? Everything was ok up unto that point. Upon realizing that the deer wasn't going to yield but probably run over me, I got off my unicycle and ran to the other side of the street. Apparently my sudden movement startled him and he started running faster down the sidewalk. As the distance between us closed, he made a sudden change of direction and jumped with extreme ease and grace over a 5 foot fence into the golf course. And here I used to think Superdogs was amazing... this is a completely new level.
Like I said, just a day, just an ordinary day.