Saturday, December 03, 2005

The IKEA blanket from...(not heaven)



Up until a month again, I adored Ikea. I remember taking an extreme liking to their neatly organized showrooms, their creative display and usage of colors, and their super value built-in restaurant. I mean, ice cream cones for $1 is extremely cheap, don't you think?

With all those wonderful and happy Ikea memories dancing in my mind, Nate and I decided to venture to Perth's Ikea. I find this lovely advertisement for a feather filled blanket for only $24.95! As I would say: "What a steal of a deal!". That is, until I brought it home, opened it up, and this terrible stentch bombarded our olfactory nerves, causing the boluses of food from my lunch to abnormally exit my lower esophageal sphincter and into my mouth! I nearly passed out! Seriously guys, it smelt like a dead duck!

So, I had this brillant idea to wash it in the washing machine. The blanket stunk up the whole landry room, and that's when I noticed that the feathers were not white and fluffy. Instead, they were black and hard. I think there was a bit of red too. Could it be...blood? Well, I guess I'll never figure out. Unfortunately, after two washes and 3 days of hanging out in the sun, the smell never came out. I waited two weeks before I decided to wash it again. I thought it'd be real smart to stick my pillow case and some clothes in with the blanket. BAADD IDDEEAA. The Ikea blanket caught on FIRE in the dryer and scorched my pillow case! (I'll add a picture later). AND the blanket still smelt like a dead duck..well, more like a roasted duck! So my theory is that there's part of a dead, rotting duck in embedded in the blanket.

Fortunately, I was able to refund it. Phew! So my advice to you is... smell your blankets before you buy them!

As for life down under...all I have to say is:
Man, it's so hot here!

4 comments:

kpsebo said...

haha aww man thats GROSS i guess someone just stuffed everything into the blanked and forgot to wash the feathers.... lol at least you got it returned :) haha lovely pictures too bad you guys dont have adobe photoshop ;) or else you'll spend hours on the pictures well have fun Rely on God :)

clarissaching said...

Ewww, that's yucky! But what a great story! =) Glad it's been nice down there, though! Sounds like you're having lots of fun and learning lots! =)
What beautiful pictures! I want to travel again! =)
Miss you, Sarah!

Anonymous said...

Yikes! That sort of story is like an urban legend! Glad to hear you didn't lose anything substantial though (minus the flambe'd pillowcase -- can't wait to see the pics!)

I wish it was warm here... well, it's actually warming up now, so it's not too bad. I think it might be 0dC today!

Sarah and Nate Wong said...

Oh man, I totally miss photoshop! The first I'll do when I get home is get all these cool photo editing programs!

Yah, the moral of this story is...Smell your items before you purchase them...haha.